DNA Friend – a New DNA Testing Satire Website

It’s easy to take ourselves a bit too seriously, and we all can use a good laugh. My friend, Thomas MacEntee, posted a link to the DNA Friend website, and I haven’t stopped chuckling sense.

They say that their “DNA Friend Lab is a sprawling, 168-square-foot converted conference room at the center of our state-of-the-art sales floor and boasts near-sterile conditions, high-efficiency fluorescent lighting, and wall-to-wall OSHA-compliant nonslip carpeting.” That sounds efficient…

I’m passing the good humor on to my readers. Following are links to just a few of the pages. There are far more… And all capable of brightening your day.

The DNA Friend Home Page.
The DNA Friend About Page.
The DNA Friend Values Page.
The DNA Friend Process Page.
The DNA Friend Report Page.
The DNA Friend Test Your DNA Page.

Here’s a teaser for what the DNA Friend tests for:

  • Celiac Disease
  • Macular Degeneration
  • Skeletal Presence
  • Largeness
  • Chronic Arms
  • Schizopsoriasis
  • Loughman-Fukutomi-Haines Syndrome
  • Balding
  • Reverse Balding
  • Grandparents’ Disease
  • Oxygen Shyness
  • And Many Many More… See the site for a full list.

ENJOY!

About Leland Meitzler

Leland K. Meitzler founded Heritage Quest in 1985, and has worked as Managing Editor of both Heritage Quest Magazine and The Genealogical Helper. He currently operates Family Roots Publishing Company (www.FamilyRootsPublishing.com), writes daily at GenealogyBlog.com, writes the weekly Genealogy Newsline, conducts the annual Salt Lake Christmas Tour to the Family History Library, and speaks nationally, having given over 2000 lectures since 1983.

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